Thriller... Bollywood style

Some of you may know that I am taking a History of Rock class. I have a paper due and was doing some research on Michael Jackson when I came across this video. Now I will forewarn you, it is a train wreck. It's terrible. It's Thriller on drugs gone bad.... with subtitles. But the subtitles are pretty freakin' funny. Enjoy! Thriller - Bollywood Style

And if you are craving the original MTV MUSIC - Michael Jackson - Thriller (Long Vers.) then here it is in it's fourteen minutes of glory!

Hello this is 911, what is your emergency?

"Yes, I bought a ten piece McNugget and they told me they were all out of MCNuggets and wouldn't give me a refund."
Seriously? I mean.... Seriously? And some people think that the plot line in Idiocracy is a fictional funny story. 911 McNuggets call

It's GIR!

A homemade GIR hat. It just doesn't get any better than this. So when does it go into mass production?

Keep the business in the family... that is unless it cuts my profits

This is a twist that takes rival drug lord murders to a whole new level. 13 Year old Mykel Mendes has been accused of arranging the murder of his 16 year old brother Jordan. Why would he do such a thing you ask? So Mykel could take over his brothers half of the drug operation they were running. Seems good ol' dad handed down the family cocaine business to his sons before/after he went to prison. He went to prison and continued to run it from behind bars till he got caught and convicted for that. This family operated one of the biggest cocaine distribution rings in the Cape Cod area.
Mykel's brother was shot, then stabbed 27 times, then set on fire with the aid of gasoline.

Mykel's lawyer, who I assume is not cheap, says there is no way it was Mykel. After the news lately, I don't know many juries that will buy that.
boy accused of killing brother

I'm cute, blonde and rich; please feel sorry for me.

It seems that poor little Meghan McCain's dating life has gone into the toilet since her father ran for president. Some of the guys that date her just do it to get near her dad. Others think that she loves talking politics just cause her dad does. Well you poor pitiful thing! These guys aren't interested in you... they just want your body, I mean your money, I mean your father. Well honey, welcome to the real world! You know, I would probably give my left hand for someone to pretend to be interested in a date with me. So quit yer bitchin! Some of us can't even get a date on false pretenses, much less be concerned about finding someone truly interested! Meghan McCain Dating

Another episode of "Good Idea, Bad Idea"

Alright.... Here's the good idea: Let's think before we post signs. Here's the bad idea: Let's put a sign on the water fountain that says "Whites Only." James Curtis received three years probation, 50 hours community service, mandatory cultural diversity training, random drug AND alcohol testing, and a 200 dollar fine for putting the sign on the water fountain. Public Works Employee Gets Probation For 'Whites Only' Sign » Propeller

Sheet of paper... 2 cents
Ball Point Pen... $1.29
Scotch Tape... $1.99
Explaining what you did to get the book thrown at you for your sign in a government building... priceless.

Mr. Curtis was lucky they didn't really throw the book at him. When he was initially arrested the charges were of a much more serious nature. Only after speaking to the co-workers of Mr. Curtis some of who were African American, did they lessen the charges. Apparently Mr. Curtis is not really a racist, just stupid.
So, I am guessing that he looked at the officer and said "No really officer I am not a racist, some of my best friends are black! No really, they are!"

Bad baby names...

This website took a poll on bad baby names. The Baby Website - Silly Names I have heard a few over the years. Let's see there was Lemonjello and Orangejello and Booger. Mom dealt with those children at the hospital. And Dad worked with a husband and wife by the last name of Leer. They named their daughter Crystal Chanda Leer. The worst part of that name is they named her that on purpose, KNOWING what they were doing. Anybody know any other great baby names that aren't on this list? I bet my friend that works in social services has quite a few!