The Borneo Snake

It has been announced that the picture, as seen here, is a fake. Ya think? Don't get me wrong, I think that it is comepletely plausible that there is a snake this big somewhere. I mean after all they just found Titanboa a few months ago. Pet Care Examiner: Titanboa skeleton dwarfs skeletons of today's snakes I think it is possible that there is a Lochness type monster left over from the dinosaur age, maybe not in a lake in the UK, but perhaps in the ocean. I mean shoot, there could be a whole colony of Lochness's in the Great Lakes and we would never know because the Lakes are like mini oceans. And if I am not mistaken the Great Lakes are even fresh water. I am readily willing to admit that there could be animals of this nature somewhere out in... well, nature. But this picture was too easy. Too perfect. It doesn't take a genius to look at it and think... that looks photo shopped. I know there are Lochness and Bigfoot searchers that spend their whole life trying to find these creatures. Hey if that's your thing then go for it. I hope to be a big greasy rock star one day and that dream is as elusive as yours. I'll even be pleasantly surprised if you succeed. But don't go grasping at every crack pot trying to get a rise out of you. Before you go raising the media frenzy, get someone to check it first. You're not helping your cause putting out photos like this!

Borneo snake hoax
How to find out that Borneo's snake monster was a fake: Scientific American Blog

Apparently law makers have nothing better to do

Considering so many politicians these days have relationships with prostitutes of both the male and female variety, it is humorous to me that they are considering the latest bit of legislation. The Proposal? Should we outlaw Brazilian wax jobs? Yes, NJ lawmakers are considering making the act of giving or receiving a Brazilian wax job against the law. Never mind that the economy is in the toilette, 8 percent of people are out of work and more rising every day. Forget that the "president" is trying to negotiate with terrorists. What really concerns lawmakers is the people who want their pubic hair ripped out at the roots.
I have had one of these waxes, and I didn't enjoy it in the least. But for some women like me, it's just what has to be done. I can understand that you can get infections any time you open the skin up, particularly in damp areas like the lady apartment downstairs tends to be. Proper hygiene is crucial. But if a woman wants that done... are you really gonna arrest her? Are you going to shut down shops that supply a service to women that is never going to be seen by the public? It's not like someone is going to get into their car after having one too many waxes and kill someone.
I guarantee that there is not a swimsuit model in the entire Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition that didn't have that done prior to getting photographed. Honestly there are too many women who don't take care of their lady apartment downstairs well enough as it is, (we've all gotten stuck near one in public and smelled them at least once). Not to mention if it is bringing in money to the economy, (and usually steady income every four to six weeks for most wax pros) then in today's state of affairs, shouldn't you just leave it? A woman can abort a child but can't have a wax? Seriously? I have to definitely say that when it comes to waxing I am pro-choice. We need to find these politicians something to do. Or at least we need to get their prostitutes to strike until the waxing ban is lifted or something. See... In Amsterdam they have prostitute unions, then the Prostitute union could strike till the lawmakers agreed to let women have waxes. Geez... I believe I have digressed yet again.
N.J. salon owners to state: Mind your own "B" wax Philadelphia Daily News 03/13/2009

Gypsy slaves

I saw this article tonight and it just makes me sick. Women are being sold into slavery in today's world. I don't care that it is ok is some cultures. Those cultures are wrong. Now, I understand that Gypsies are not known for their morals to begin with. It just amazes me that there is no public outcry for these girls that are being sold. First there was little Nujood Ali, the ten year old who received a divorce after being sold to an abusive man for a wife.
Now we see the Annual Gypsy bride sale in Bulgaria. Yes I said annual as in it happens every year. These teenage girls are brought together (caked in makeup and in their finest clothes) to "meet boys" But they can fetch upwards of several thousand Euros a piece to the right man. While these girls are being paraded around, their younger siblings eat sweets and enjoy the festivities. The festivities? This is wrong on so many levels. When will we as humans break away from this?On the market: Teenage Gypsy girls glam up for annual bride sale Mail Online Gypsy Teens Gather in Bulgaria for Yearly Bride Sale - Lemondrop

Objectum Sexuals

Ok I have to file this under the truly bizarre. This is an article and documentary about women who fall in love with inanimate objects. There are very few of these women, and they do seem to be all women. They have Aspergers syndrome, and they come from an abusive family. Now I will warn you that if you watch this video from start to finish it will be 21 minutes and 14 seconds of your life that you can't get back. It is by far the most fascinating train wreck I have ever watched. ( I was a little toasted when I watched it but the outcome probably wouldn't have been different if I was sober.) In this documentary you will see a woman who married the Eiffel Tower and one that married the Berlin Wall. Pat also makes an appearance and she/he is in love with an amusement park ride.
It's amazing to watch, and definitely creepy. You can get the idea if you watch just a couple minutes. And you should at least do that just for kicks and giggles. But please remember that if you watch it all, I did warn you....Married To The Eiffel Tower [Part 1] Free Videos - Watch Online Videos - Guide Veoh

Another Episode of Good Idea...Bad Idea

Good Idea: Replace lightbulbs in Pub when they burn out. Bad Idea: Replacing the light bulbs with high power tanning bulbs. Landlady puts tanning bulbs into pub lights.. and staff get sunstroke - The Daily Record

Barbie gets yet another makeover

There are so many things wrong with Barbie, I dare not start listing them on this post. But this next Barbie is a step foreward towards getting those trailer park Barbies we know eventually have to come. Now you can get Tatoo Barbie. You apply them yourself. The Barbie comes with ready made tatoos including a tramp stamp with Kens name on it! When I was a kid all you could get were jailhouse tatoos. You know... Sharpie tats. But it just means we have set the bar a little higher for all the six year olds to achieve.

Next out will be Mu mu and curlers Barbie, Barefoot and Pregnant Barbie, followed by Jerry I don't know who the baby daddy is Barbie. Ken will become a politician, and after a government building bathroom sex scandal he will finally announce what we have always known. Ken is gay and is tired of a money grubbing plastic Barbie. He will retire to Asheville after he can no longer afford the prostitutes. He will start drinking and smoking trying to make a living writing dark Broadway musicals and plays hoping to emulate Cole Porter. One day we will hear that Ken died, with out a penny to his name, of liver cancer in a shack on the mountain. Barbie will fly in from California, taking a dramatic break from Real Barbie Housewives of Orange County. She will pay for a lavish funeral. After all she loved him once. Just before they tear down the shack she will find the musicals and plays Ken was never able to get published. She will take them to California where Ang Lee will turn them into Oscar winning movies.

Barbie's son will over dose from drugs a week before she dies of mysterious causes in the Seminole's Casino and hotel in Florida. There will be a huge custody battle for her daughter.... and I digress...

Barbie Gets Edgy New Makeover - Lemondrop

Pandemic...

Scientists have just announced today that there is a possible pandemic. All my friends are getting engaged and married and the scientists say they are helpless to stop it. In the last year roughly 6 out of 20 friends have become engaged or married. Scientists also report that if the tide is not stopped it could affect many more... eventually even my brothers. It has already reached epic proportions heretofore unknown amidst this social group ::Sighs:: I am going to quickly get tired of going to weddings guys! Seriously! But Congrats to Mary and Stephen... I am afraid it is too late to save you now!