Before the Music Dies

My dear friend Steve sent me this link quite some time ago, because he thought of me when he saw it. I have been incredibly busy with school for the last few months and only just had time to sit and watch it. If you are a music lover, then you need to see this film. It's an hour and a half and it has some ten and fifteen second commercial breaks, but it is well worth it. Please... Please check this out. It is so on point.Hulu - Before the Music Dies - Watch the full feature film now.

Brilliant

I only wish I had thought of it myself. This woman dreaded her high school reunion so much that she hired a stripper to go for her. Armed with an earpiece, fake glasses and someone with a video camera the stripper went to the reunion. Andrea Wachner watched on a monitor in a hotel room, all the while prompting the stripper what to say. Might have to save that one for my 20th reunion. I don't keep up with anyone from high school anyway. No one would ever know. Stripper High School Reunion Make sure you watch the CNN video link. It is actual footage from the reunion and the hotel room where Andrea is watching.

The 83 year-old yoga instructor

You know I just can't help but root for old people who are still rockin' it out. It just makes me all warm and fuzzy inside, and for those who know me, that is quite a feat. It's the same kind of feeling I get watching the Underdog at the Olympics who is dead last in the race and never had a shot, but finished it anyway. The Jamaican Bobsled team their first year that kind of thing. The ones that have nothing but honor and the country flag to keep them through the end of the race. Gosh... I am getting all teary just thinking about all those stories. (dramatic pause and sigh here)

Ok, back to business. 83 year-old Bette Calman, not only still does yoga at her age, but she teaches up to 11 yoga classes a week. She even says she has no thought of slowing down. I can't do what she does now at my age... might be because my center of gravity is my very large gut/butt. That and I might suffocate if I tried to curl up like that. At the very least I would definitely pull something. I think it is pretty amazing, kind of like the 72 year old that ran down the teenager who stole her purse. Work it ladies!!!

The yoga supergran who can still bend over backwards at the age of 83 Mail Online

Stripper attacked with Stiletto

This story is really sad, and hilarious at the same time.

First of all the attack. A stripper on her first day on the job was attacked after coming off stage. The rival stripper repeatedly hit the new girl in the face with a stiletto. The woman had to get seven staples after the attack. I am curious to know if they gave her a tetanus shot, a rabies shot and some antibiotics. Have you ever seen what the floor of a strip club looks like?

OK, moving on. Bitches are crazy, and stripper bitches are even crazier. They are drunk or high half the time, and both the rest of the time. Now I know, I know, you're saying not all of them are like that. Some of them are really nice girls. And I am am saying, come back when you know what the heck you are talking about.

Last, (this is the sad part) the woman had taken the job because money is tight right now and she needed the extra money. Yes, money is tight for everyone right now... but at this woman's age I hope she is doing it to help support a family. The article starts out with "A 52 year-old woman was..."

Yes... 52... not a misprint. Which leads back to the whole rabies shot and antibiotic question. Because unless you look like Renee Russo at 50 (see Renee Russo Post March 26) Then I am pretty sure that at 52 you are working in a real creepy, crappy and very dimly lit place filled with drunk, toothless old men. I mean really... what makes you think that stripping at age 52 is a good idea?

But see for yourself
Stripper Attacked by Rival

Just one more reason to not have kids

I didn't really need another excuse not to have kids, but this one is a doozie. I mean... suck. A 21 year old British woman developed a rare disorder after giving birth; an allergy to water. And it is water in any form. She can't drink coffee or tea because her throat will swell. She can't bathe without breaking out in a weeping rash. She can't hug someone who is crying or sweating. She can't hold her baby in case he drools on her, as babies are wont to do. I can think of a lot of allergies that suck, but I am pretty sure this one takes the cake. And it is all because she reproduced. As if child birth isn't risky enough....woman with water allergy - AOL Health

More News from the World of Stupid

Caught with his pants down:

A man in Michigan was caught by police and sentenced to 90 days for having sex with a car wash vacuum. I guess in these hard economic times a prostitute is just too expensive.vacuum sex act

Fail

Found this one on FAIL Blog: Pictures and Videos of Owned, Pwnd and Fail Moments. Good stuff on there, you should check it out!