Stupid Criminals always make me laugh. Unfortunately this stupid criminal actually killed someone...sort of. Larry Whitfield of Raleigh, North Carolina, decided he wanted to rob a bank. Now this being his first attempt at being a bank robber he failed to take into account little things like, what to do if the doors were locked. While fleeing the scene of the botched crime he wrecked his car. I hate it when that happens. Note to self, next time hire a getaway driver. After wrecking his car Larry set off on foot in search of a place to hide. He entered a 79 year old woman's home.
It seems he truly tried to tell this little old grandmother that he didn't want to hurt her. He really did. But him freaking out and hiding in her house just scared the life out of her... literally. Now Larry is being charged with first degree murder for scaring the woman to death. Now I don't truly have a problem with this. I mean, stupid people continue to do stupid things till they get themselves or someone else killed anyway. So, if he goes to jail, then he's theoretically out of the gene pool for a while. What really intrigues me is the comment that Capt. Calvin Shaw made. Shaw said "He could've avoided all this by turning himself in, and life would've gone on for Mrs. Parnell." Well now, that's true, if he had surrendered he wouldn't have killed her. But how about not trying to be a criminal in the first place? I mean if he would just get a job he could have avoided all this in the first place! How bout being an honest human being? Or at the very worst if you must insist on being a criminal and stupid all at the same time...Work where the mafia are so it will get you killed. Save us the tax money. But for heavens sake, leave the grandmothers alone!
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