Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Pandemic...
Scientists have just announced today that there is a possible pandemic. All my friends are getting engaged and married and the scientists say they are helpless to stop it. In the last year roughly 6 out of 20 friends have become engaged or married. Scientists also report that if the tide is not stopped it could affect many more... eventually even my brothers. It has already reached epic proportions heretofore unknown amidst this social group ::Sighs:: I am going to quickly get tired of going to weddings guys! Seriously! But Congrats to Mary and Stephen... I am afraid it is too late to save you now!
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I loathe weddings.
They are almost as bad as Valentine's Day, but they are discriminatory too.
Weddings really piss me off.
And I'm going to one this weekend.
Watch out, the next symptom is children suddenly popping out of their uteri.
I have indeed heard that is a result of the disease!
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