"I'm going to Disney World"

It seemed for many years that inevitably after every Super Bowl there would be commercials that went something like this...

Reporter: "You just won the Super Bowl. What are you going to do now?"

Player of Winning Team: "I'm going to Disney World!"

This would then be followed by whatever promotional deal Disney was running.

I don't know if they still do that... I quit watching the Super Bowl as soon as the game ends (well unless it's Green Bay). But I couldn't help hearing that stupid commercial in my head when I read about the woman and daughter that were "kidnapped."

A couple days ago it was reported that a woman and her daughter were missing and that it could be a kidnapping. The mother frantically called 911 from the trunk the kidnappers Cadillac. The requisite two black men had car-jacked them and taken them hostage. Her daughter was in the trunk of the car with her.

What really happened was this: The woman parked the Caddi, called 911 twice and then she and the girl flew to Disney Land.

Really? That's your great escape plan? Disney? Disney who probably has more cameras on you than the government does? And do you really think that an over grown mouse, a big dog like thing aptly named Goofy, and a duck with a nasty temper are going to hide you? I'm pretty sure that even though it says Disney Land, it's not really it's own land. There isn't even a need for the mouse to extradite you. The cops can just come in and get you.