Patrol this is dispatch we have a robbery in progress. Suspects are two feet tall and still in diapers. Be advised they seemed to have ransacked the house, over. Dispatch this is patrol... do what?
John and Matthew Farrer, ages 2 and 3, wandered away from their home and into their neighbors. While family and emergency crews frantically searched for the two hooligans they were blissfully unaware. They went into the neighbors house while she was sleeping. They raided the pantry eating cookies and things leaving a trail of mess in their wake. The homeowner woke up just as the police saw the two leaving out the back door. One of the boys was still wearing an absconded Clemson helmet. Poor boys were too young to know not to take Clemson memorabilia, it's worthless.
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