Last meal

If you knew you were going to jail for a very long time, what would you pick for your last meal? Jermaine Cooper of Fort Wayne, Indiana decided it would be a burrito from Taco Bell. After leading police on a chase of 90 mph he suddenly pulled in to a Taco Bell parking lot to get one last burrito before he was arrested. Stupid criminals never cease to amaze me. The cops are right on your tail in a high speed chase, do you really think that you are going to have time to buy a burrito, much less eat one? I am pretty sure even the drive through couldn't help you there. What do you say? "I am sorry I drove off, and I know I am going to jail. Could I please eat one burrito before I go?" Really? I am pretty sure that you have thoroughly pissed off the cops for making them chase you. They know you are a coke dealer. Really?

If I knew I was gonna be eating prisoner prepared food for a while, Taco Hell would not be my choice for a last meal. Oh sure, I eat there every once and a while I admit. I like the Crunch Wrap Supreme, with all it's cheesy crunchy billions of calories and fat. But, if it was the last thing I am going to have, I think I would have stopped at a steak house and hoped the cops joined me for one last filet and baked potato before I went. Or at least some down home Mac and cheese and green beans and a big slab of chocolate or red velvet cake... something. I just know that Taco Hell would not be where I would decide to end the chase. What would you eat for your last meal?

Suspect Stops at Taco Bell During Chase